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Funny Monkey Birthdays Quotes & Sayings
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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Unknown
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Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
Malcolm De Chazal
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Monkey see monkey do, banana clips. Shoot at them ni...s, no camera glitch.
Lil Wayne
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I am just a monkey man, I'm glad you are a monkey woman, too.
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Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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When a monkey nibbles on a pe..s, it's funny in any language. -Alan
The Hangover 2
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It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M Hutchins
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The best birthdays of all are those that havent arrived yet.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
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Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
Tanya Bianco
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It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M Hutchins
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The most accomplished monkey cannot draw a monkey, this only man can do; just as it is also only man who regards his ability to do this as a distinct merit
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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Having a fair skin nor having an expensive material things doesn't define you beautiful, but on how you carry yourself. Color is not really an issue, your personality defines who you are. Same as a monkey may wear silk but still he's a monkey! And please don't be too haughty, the people you discriminated may be the one who lift you up when youre crawling in the mud.
Fairy_thale
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.
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After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.
Eeyore
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I hate birthdays.
Zane Grey
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You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.
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Wishing you the happiest of birthdays.
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