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Funny Morning Food Q Quotes & Sayings
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your a.. before having a shit.
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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When you arise in the morning give thanks for the morning light. Give thanks for your life and strength. Give thanks for your food. And give thanks for the joy of living. And if perchance you see no reason to give thanks. Rest assured the fault is yours.
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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In Los Angeles I started using a delivery service which only delivers fresh and healthy food. Even in the morning I have a bag with healthy food delivered to me. Ive never in my life lived as healthy as I do now. Of course I miss homemade food, but Im on my own or on the go most of the time. And I cant cook myself. I only just manage to make some toast. I dont seem to have the genetic endowments for it. Im incapable to tell what tastes good and what doesnt.
Robert Pattinson
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita Rudner
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Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
Johnny Depp
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The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.
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Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.
Tom Wilson
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Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think
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Food is the most important meal of the day.
Nikhil Saluja
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I got baby food in my coffee maker.
Rob Dyrdek
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The food channel is basically just po.. for your stomach.
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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook
Julia Child
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