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Funny Morning Sleep Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Morning Sleep" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Steven Wright
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Funny how fast you can get up in the morning once you've realize you overslept.
Hussein Nishah
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.
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Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
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I'm not religious, but the first thing I do in the Morning is look at the clock and pray I have more time to sleep.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Dear Lord, I thank You for the Grace of being alive this morning; I thank You for the sleep that has refreshed me; I thank You for the chance to make a new beginning.
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Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.
Mahatma Gandhi
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If you do something you're going to regret in the morning, sleep late!
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button...
Punit Ghadge
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3 steps to have a great morning, open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep. Good Morning.
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Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning.
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At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up.
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Parents: Why are you awake so early? Me: Who said I went to sleep?
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When I wake up in the morning, I think of you. When I go to sleep at night, I think of you. And for all those hours in-between, I think of us.
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I could be a morning person...if morning happened around Noon.
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