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Funny Morning Sleep Quotes & Sayings
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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
Jarod Kintz
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
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Now in the morning I sleep alone.
Coldplay
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night!
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Woody Allen
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The sky shining so bright and birds chirping so loud are all trying to wake you up, still you manage to sleep undisturbed. Surprising!! May this message buzz not just your phone but your room so that you realize that it is no more night time. Good Morning lazy bum. Have an un-lazy day ahead.
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
George Carlin
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Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.
Kami Garcia
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Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.
Betty White
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
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I've come to the conclusion that no matter how much sleep I get I will never be a morning person.
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I would do anything just for a couple extra minutes of sleep in the morning.
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
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Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
Ben Jonson
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Good Morning, hope everyone is feeling blessed this morning praise God.
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Morning is silent, morning is calm, morning is beautifil, but morning is not complete without wishing you good and wonderful day.
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
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