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Funny Office Colleaguehole Guys Quotes & Sayings
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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What I'm saying, we do not have to be mental masochists and vote for somebody that we don't really even want in office just because they seem to be nice guys or maybe not so nice guys.
Clint Eastwood
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Please stop saying 'This is just like The Office' around the office.
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
Robert Frost
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Cute guys make you crazy. Hot guys make you drool. Cool guys make you daydream. But funny guys make you fall in love.
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Shout out to the guys who don't think it's cute and funny to act like total jackasses to girls. We need more guys like you.
Unknown
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When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
Leslie Mann
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I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
Wally Wang
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
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Guys should be clean and their underwear free of skid-marks. If they are not then run as fast as you can in the other direction and never date him again. Guys should also be funny, have a great smile, be trustworthy and have a good relationship with his mom.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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You come to work because the office is a resource: The office is a place where you can meet with other people, and the office has libraries of books and information on CD-ROM that might help you with your work.
Jay Chiat
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Girls chase bad guys hoping they can change them into good guys. But when it doesn't happen and they get hurt, they say all guys are the same. But what happened to the actual good guys? They are taken for granted and labeled with the bad guys.
Unknown
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They say you can't tell guys are gay just by looking. But if two guys are kissing, you can figure at least one of them is gay.
Bill Braudis
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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One out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress.
Allison Janney
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We have to give value to authority. We have to give value to office, being in office, holding office.
James Hillman
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside.
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At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside..
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