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Funny Office Parties Quotes & Sayings
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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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Please stop saying 'This is just like The Office' around the office.
Unknown
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
Robert Frost
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I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
Wally Wang
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
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You come to work because the office is a resource: The office is a place where you can meet with other people, and the office has libraries of books and information on CD-ROM that might help you with your work.
Jay Chiat
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Things must be done by parties, not by persons using parties as tools.
Benjamin Disraeli
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A Republic without parties is a complete anomaly. The histories of all popular governments show absurd is the idea of their attempting to exist without parties.
Franklin Pierce
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The founders were very worried that if parties developed in America, you might have something like the modern Italian system, where you have 20 different parties that divide Congress and the country and can't govern.
Michael Beschloss
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A Republic without parties is a complete anomaly. The histories of all popular governments show absurd is the idea of their attempting to exist without parties.
Franklin Pierce
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Egos seem to be a lot more frequent. I've been to loads of parties that were just crazy - whatever you would call Hollywood parties - and it's not like piles of cocaine on the tables and chicks naked, running around.
Ethan Suplee
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Unknown
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Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into but I cant help it. I really suck as a guest at cocktail parties.
Steve Carell
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We have to give value to authority. We have to give value to office, being in office, holding office.
James Hillman
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First of all, there's no mention of political parties in the Constitution, so you begin American history with not only no political conventions but also no parties.
Michael Beschloss
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