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Funny Office Rules Quotes & Sayings
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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Please stop saying 'This is just like The Office' around the office.
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
Robert Frost
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Anything my staff does in my office is pursuant to congressional rules.
Sheila Jackson Lee
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My attitude coming into office was that we are going to insist that China plays by the same rules as everybody else.
Barack Obama
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Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people who cant make up their minds. - Greg House
House MD
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I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
Wally Wang
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There are no rules. That is how art is born, how breakthroughs happen. Go against the rules or ignore the rules. That is what invention is about.
Helen Frankenthaler
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Good rules are to be perfected; bad rules, corrected or removed.
Joshua Aaron Guillory
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Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
Unknown
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War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. '
Ross Perot
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You come to work because the office is a resource: The office is a place where you can meet with other people, and the office has libraries of books and information on CD-ROM that might help you with your work.
Jay Chiat
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Don't change the rules if you're not winning. Study the rules and get use to it until you beat the game.
Terry Mark
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Go against the rules if you must, but never go against your conscience, even if the rules demand it.
Alexander Den Heijer
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I always say that it's about breaking the rules. But the secret of breaking rules in a way that works is understanding what the rules are in the first place.
Rick Wakeman
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I am not limited by the rules of life but I don't break them, I only bend the rules.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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The man with the gold makes the rules and one who makes the rules break the rules.
Meek Mill
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