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Funny Officer Quotes & Sayings
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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Yes officer, I did see the 'Speed limit' sign...I just didn't see you.
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In a time of constrained resources we will have to shift emphasis. but not necessarily from the traditional Political Officer to the traditional Economic Officer.
Lawrence Eagleburger
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It is made the duty of every Commanding Officer in the Department, to arrest and send to these Headquarters, under guard, every officer or soldier who may be found absent from his command, without the regular leave in writing, prescribed by Regulations and General Orders.
John H Morgan
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Well, mines was a sub machine gun. That was my personal weapon with being the first person in the patrol. I used to lead the patrol. Used to have a leading scout, a second scout and then the officer. The officer would be third. As I say, it was educational.
David Walker
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No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
Kayla Knight
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.
Unknown
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Reason is like an officer when the king appears. The officer then loses his power and hides himself. Reason is the shadow cast by God; God is the sun.
Jalal Ad-Din Rumi
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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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All images generated by imaging technology are viewed in a walled-off location not visible to the public. The officer assisting the passenger never sees the image, and the officer viewing the image never interacts with the passenger. The imaging technology that we use cannot store, export, print or transmit images.
Janet Napolitano
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater
Superbad
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The first money I have been offered was as District Officer Ba.
Kamisese Mara
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I was an intelligence officer, not a policy-maker.
Cofer Black
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I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels
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I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels
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