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It is not the intelligent woman v. the ignorant woman; nor the white woman v. the black, the brown, and the red, it is not even the cause of woman v. man. Nay, tis woman's strongest vindication for speaking that the world needs to hear her voice.
Anna Julia Cooper
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The modern woman is the curse of the universe. A disaster, that's what. She thinks that before her arrival on the scene no woman ever did anything worthwhile before, no woman was ever liberated until her time, no woman really ever amounted to anything.
Adela Rogers St Johns
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I think it's funny how woman bi... about men all the time, even though most woman are conniving, manipulative people.
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I am a woman..I am smart. I have opinions. I have feelings. I care. I make a difference. I matter. I Am A WOMAN and I proud of who I am.
Ananditha Krishna
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What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
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A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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I think the woman who invented the phrase 'All Men Are The Same' was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd.
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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It takes a woman to admit her mistakes but it takes an even better woman to stop making them .
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Man is the one who desires, woman the one who is desired. This is woman's entire but decisive advantage. Through man's passions, nature has given man into woman's hands, and the woman who does not know how to make him her subject, her slave, her toy, and how to betray him with a smile in the end is not wise.
Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch
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One woman is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace.
William Shakespeare
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Oh, woman, woman! When to ill thy mind is bent, all Hell contains no fouler fiend
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The '90s are really the 's.. and the City' woman, and I think, right now, the new contemporary woman is the 'Lipstick Jungle' woman.
Candace Bushnell
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Didn't realize how bad being the other woman was until the other woman hurt my friends...working on a better me.
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The loneliest woman in the world is the woman without a close woman friend.
Toni Morrison
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The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend
George Santayana
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Build yourself to be a woman that when your daughter sees you, she would know you as a woman who work for her goals. Set an example.
Anne Nwakama
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