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Funny Parents Of College S Quotes & Sayings
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I used to think it was lame to live with your parents after college. Now, I see the true value of not paying rent + free laundry.
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I hope college women reject you less than college admissions officers.
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I hope college teaches you everything except how useless college is.
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
Dave Barry
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
Dave Barry
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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
South Park
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My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by the existence of that excellent free institution and the financial sacrifices of my parents.
Kenneth Joseph Arrow
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College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
David Wood
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My dad was a singer in a band and neither of my parents went to college, and I ended up getting into Harvard and was the first person in my family that went to college and it happened to be Harvard.
Dean Norris
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I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are.
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At least you're as thin as the college rejection letters you're receiving.
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I'd love to do all those things from my favorite college movies but it turns out they're felonies
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College is like a woman; You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
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I went to Marymount College in New York City with a lot of kids whose parents paid their way, and I wouldn't even have thought of asking my parents - they couldn't afford it, not with six kids!
Moira Kelly
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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We weren't a welfare family, but we knew that if I wanted a bicycle it meant that somebody else wasn't going to get something else. Or if you wanted to go to college, you knew your parents couldn't pay your way to college.
Robert Johnson
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I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!
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College students in a 8:00am class are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.
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I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my passed out roommates.
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Samuel Butler
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