TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Partner Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Partner" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Good Morning
Funny Marriage
Lovers
Humor
Weakness
Love
Relationships
Partner
Relationship Advice
Partnership
Facebook Status
Funny
Marriage
End Of The World
Funny
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
Show more
People Change
Abusive Relationship
Abused Women
Humor
Lost Friendship
Friends
Wedding
Marriage
Golf
Unconditional Love
God Love
Jesus Christ
Religion
Grace
Silly
Witty
Zodiac
Golf
Funny New Year
Funny New Years Resolution
Funny Workout
Fitness Jokes
Clothes
Funny Lazy
Being Myself
Motivational
Christian
Graduation
Superiority
QUOTES
True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
Unknown
468 Likes
Funny Good Morning quotes
Funny Marriage quotes
Lovers quotes
Humor quotes
Sponsored Links
A boy is not free to find a partner of his own as long as he must be the partner to his mother.
Frank Pittman
4 Likes
I'm determined to make partner in this firm, even if I have to be a lesbian partner.
Miranda Hobbes
0 Likes
My partner on a pill, my other partner drunk, rollin a lot I'm trying to get fu..ed up.
Waka Flocka Flame
30 Likes
Don't sacrifice your dreams for your partner. A good partner should be supporting you not hold you back.
Unknown
7 Likes
Sponsored Links
If women feel they are able to go from partner to partner without feeling emotionally invested and ultimately hurt, they should go for it.
Chris Evans
4 Likes
Find a partner who can bear all your weak points and still not use them against you.
Tshepo Koos Maluleke
430 Likes
Weakness quotes
Love quotes
Relationships quotes
Partner quotes
Relationship Advice quotes
Partnership quotes
Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?'
Unknown
88 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Marriage quotes
End Of The World quotes
You attract what you think you deserve, and I don't really think theres any such thing as being too selective or anything like that. At the same token, I know how to play my role and I know how to be a very supporting partner and a very loving partner. Everybody in different stages and times of the day have their own moment to shine.
Kimora Lee Simmons
9 Likes
When a person has s.., they're not just having it with that partner, they're having it with everybody that partner has had it with for the past ten years
Otis Ray Bowen
22 Likes
Sex quotes
Sponsored Links
What most people know about tantric s.. is that Sting does it and it lasts eight hours. But he is not having s.. continually. You can take a bath, massage your partner, listen to music. The idea is that you let the whole thing build very slowly until finally you merge with your partner. It works for me.
Heather Graham
3 Likes
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
565 Likes
Funny quotes
Feelings quotes
Being Hurt quotes
Broken Promises quotes
Being Disappointed quotes
People Change quotes
If you are being abused by your partner, you may feel confused, afraid, angry and/or trapped. All of these emotions are normal responses to abuse. You may also blame yourself for what is happening. But no matter what others might say, you are never responsible for your partner's abusive actions.
Unknown
64 Likes
Abusive Relationship quotes
Abused Women quotes
s.. is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Charles Pierce
685 Likes
Funny quotes
Sex quotes
Adam doesn't need a partner, the guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander.
Jimmy Kimmel
3 Likes
Sponsored Links
I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
Unknown
245 Likes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Lost Friendship quotes
Friends quotes
Wedding quotes
Marriage quotes
Now that's how you supposed to shoot! From now on, that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that. WOOOOO...it takes a dysfunctional motherfu..er to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some dysfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbecues and shit, though. -Mike Lowery
Bad Boys 2
15 Likes
I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or s..y, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that's fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it's a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don't find each other funny, there's a fundamental problem.
Ricky Gervais
11 Likes
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
7 Likes
Funny quotes
Golf quotes
You know those relationships when the girlfriend/ boyfriend keeps on hurting their partner and yet their partner keeps on forgiving and taking them back each time? We never understand why. And sometimes get angry at the forgiving person cuz we know they're going to get hurt again. Have you thought of our relationship with God that way? We hurt him by sinning every day- and yet he takes us back every day. When we're lost , he goes out of his way to find us. He doesn't love us because of our works. He loves us because HE IS LOVE and simply Can Not Help It.
Yalembirhan Almaw
97 Likes
Unconditional Love quotes
God Love quotes
Jesus Christ quotes
Religion quotes
Grace quotes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 09
Adulthood
Amazing
Better Off Without You
Broken Heart
Complicated Relationship
Confidence
Faithful
Fake Love
Foreigners
Funny
Giving
Lost
Memories
Moments
People
Relationships
Richness
Success
Thank You
\problem Solving
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™