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Funny Past Tense Quotes & Sayings
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Teacher: I beautiful. What tense is this? Student: obviously past tense.
Unknown
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The past is always tense, the future perfect.
Zadie Smith
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Teacher: 'I am beautiful. What tense is this?' Me: 'Obviously past.'
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Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
George Ade
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Obsession is feeling fearful that you may be losing him; detachment is knowing that he may be losing you; and apathy is the past tense of both.
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Shoulda, coulda, woulda. It's so easy in the past tense.
Sarah Dessen
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Don't talk about my past-tense unless we goin' campin.'
Riff Raff
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Loved. You can't use it in the past tense. Death does not stop that love at all.
Ken Kesey
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I cared, past tense. Meaning I don't anymore. You are on your own & I wish you the best of luck.
Unknown
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Winners live in the present tense. People who come up short are consumed with future or past. I want to be living in the now.
Alex Rodriguez
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If I speak of Vienna it must be in the past tense, as a man speaks of a woman he has loved and who is dead.
Erich Von Stroheim
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Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.
Ritu Ghatourey
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm somethin different in all aspects, Don't want a woman just to love her assets, I Still wife her up even with her flat chest, The type to get hurt, But that's the past tense.
Kid Cudi
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Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own that!
American Dad
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Don't get all depressed over a guy from the past.That's like getting sad because the garbage man picked up the trash.
Unknown
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I have decided to leave my past behind, so if I owe you money, I'm SORRY, but I've moved on.
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Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.
Joe Adcock
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Dont let the past steal your present and future from you. You might not be proud of all the things you've done in the past, but thats okay. The past is not today. The past cannot be changed, forgotten, or erased. It can only be accepted.
Melchor Lim
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He who lives to forget his past lives to die of his past. Knowing the past, and keeping the past helps us to shape the future and may avoid past disaster repeating.
Anthony Ugwuoke
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