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Funny Patients Quotes & Sayings
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The 2 million people who work in the NHS and social care are also themselves patients and users. I know they all want to treat patients and users the way they and their families would want to be treated and that is the purpose of our reforms.
Patricia Hewitt
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We have really good data that show when you take patients and you really inform them about their choices, patients make more frugal choices. They pick more efficient choices than the health care system does.
Donald Berwick
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Wheeled in on a cart, lying dormant not dead, Hospital of immortality, butcher their patients bloody red, Taken to a dark room, fear of impending doom, The doctor straps you down, with an evil grin, Grabs his rusty blade, ripping through flesh and vein, He tortures his patients through evil means.
Young Dro
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As a physician, Senator Frist has a moral calling to save lives and alleviate suffering. He joins Nancy Reagan, dozens of Nobel Laureates, thousands of scientists, and millions of patients across the nation in calling for an end to the restrictions that have shackled the search for new cures. I applaud his courage in putting patients over politics.
Edward Kennedy
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients.
John Malkovich
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I mean being a writer is like being a psychoanalyst, but you don't get any patients.
Al Alvarez
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A chiropractor's patients must crack under pressure...
Unknown
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I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do.
Dr Gregory House
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Only the patients have to take off their clothes. I think I'm pretty safe.
Sherry Stringfield
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Less than 1 percent of the patients treated are alive at the end of five years.
Michael Landon
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Patients describing the benefits of prayer often talk about how it provides a sense of well being.
Armstrong Williams
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The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him.
Sigmund Freud
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The majority of patients with diabetes are well-cared for in primary care.
Benjamin Littenberg
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Doctors are so narrow-minded and brief with their patients these days you practically have to diagnose yourself before you go to the office.
Unknown
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Psychoanalysts are not occupied with the minds of their patients; they do not believe in the mind but in a cerebral intestine.
Bernard Berenson
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Keep a watch also on the faults of the patients, which often make them lie about the taking of things prescribed.
Hippocrates
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The present system of protecting NHS patients was a bit of a shambles.
Frank Dobson
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Patients would come in and say, Well, my baby is going to have a cleft palate. I'm going like, that's not a reason. And the doctor would do the abortion.
Norma McCorvey
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As patients and consumers, we are better informed today about our health care than any previous generation.
Patricia Hewitt
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