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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
Plato
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Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep...
Sara Underwood
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In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
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Politics is not predictions and politics is not observations. Politics is what we do. Politics is what we do, politics is what we create, by what we work for, by what we hope for and what we dare to imagine.
Paul Wellstone
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Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Ronald Reagan
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Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan
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Half a truth is better than no politics.
G K Chesterton
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Earnest Benn
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Here we are the way politics ought to be in America; the politics of happiness, the politics of purpose and the politics of joy.
Hubert H Humphrey
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The belief that politics can be scientific must inevitably produce tyrannies. Politics cannot be a science, because in politics theory and practice cannot be separated, and the sciences depend upon their separation. Empirical politics must be kept in bounds by democratic institutions, which leave it up to the subjects of the experiment to say whether it shall be tried, and to stop it if they dislike it, because, in politics, there is a distinction, unknown to science, between Truth and Justice.
W H Auden
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
Jay Leno
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In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.
George Orwell
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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Larry Hardiman
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Genuine politics -- even politics worthy of the name -- the only politics I am willing to devote myself to -- is simply a matter of serving those around us: serving the community and serving those who will come after us. Its deepest roots are moral because it is a responsibility expressed through action, to and for the whole.
Vaclav Havel
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Do we want an Attorney General who will play politics with the law, play politics with the court and just play politics with international conventions designed to protect our troops? I do not want to play that kind of politics. I am going to vote against Alberto Gonzales.
Barbara Mikulski
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Politics are a lousy way for a free man to get things done. Politics are, like God's infinite mercy, a last resort.
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Meanwhile, politics is about getting a candidate in front of the public as a star, politics as rock'n'roll, politics as a movie.
Joe Eszterhas
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Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low.
Wallace Sayre
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