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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
Mo Rocca
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
Adlai Stevenson
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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With her little funny eyes of hazel. With her little funny old blue hat.
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i think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
Jim Dine
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But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
Wanda Sykes
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
Will Ferrell
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My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
Will Ferrell
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
Charlie Sheen
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