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Funny Return Home Quotes & Sayings
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Home is the person or place you want to return to over and over...
Unknown
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I might travel far to seek what I need, but I always return home to realize where it really is.
Unknown
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A girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home
Hussein Nishah
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Im so happy to live here. At the moment, its really gray outside, so every time I travel somewhere warm and sunny, its kind of sad to return home when its really nasty outside. But its still New York and its exciting. Its my home now and I love it and I wouldnt want to shoot the show anywhere else. Everything is here.
Leighton Meester
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
Unknown
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I'm no hero. Heroes don't come back. Survivors return home. Heroes never come home. If anyone thinks I'm a hero, I'm not.
Bob Feller
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Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they are obligated to let you in.
Unknown
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I'm about to give you all of my money and all I'm askin' in return, honey. Is to give me my profits when you get home just a, just a, just a, just a. Yeah baby just a, just a, just a, just a. When you get home. just a little bit. Yeah just a little bit.
Aretha Franklin
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We have invented a new human right here - the right to return home after a war.
Paddy Ashdown
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Acts of kindness will always return to us in a greater way! Never wait for others to be kind to us before we are, be it at home or elsewhere.
Unknown
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A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Having somewhere to go is what we call HOME. Having someone to love, who loves us in return, is what we call FAMILY. Having both: BLESSING.
Kemmy Nola
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Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return?
Epictetus
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When our thousands of Chinese students abroad return home, you will see how China will transform itself.
Deng Xiaoping
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This was nostalgia in the literal Greek sense: the pain of not being able to return to one's home and family.
John Thorn
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Home alone; Thoughts = Party!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!! Reality = Peeing with door open...
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If you put your parents in an old folks home, I will have a difficult time liking you. They took care of you. Now, return the favor.
Unknown
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Silence! You lying, murderous wretch! When we return home, Andalasia shall know of your treachery. Your days as queen will be over! -Prince Edward
Enchanted
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All I have is a picture in my mind of how it would be, if we were together...Let's pretend that you're far away, let's say you write to me. And you promise in your letter, that you'll come home! Come home, to my heart. And when we're together, we can never be apart. If I keep dreaming of you, make believe that it's true; then soon you'll come home. Home to my heart! Soon you'll come home, home to my heart! If I believe! -Anne-Marie
All Dogs Go To Heaven
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On my return to Cornwall I discovered that I was living in a tropical paradise. For now I am content to explore my own home and our nearest neighbour France.
John Dyer
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