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Funny Russian70th Birthday Toast Quotes & Sayings
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I want to raise a toast and make you a Birthday wish. But since you've just turned 18, I'm sorry I can't legally do that! Happy 18th Birthday!
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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I send across my best wishes to one of the best persons I know, who is like a best friend to me and has given me the best possible times in my life. Here's raising a toast for your Happy Birthday!
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Let us toast the health of the bride; let us toast the health of the groom, let us toast the person that tied; let us toast every guest in the room.
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I'm amazed by the way you have sacrificed precious moments of your own life for my happiness. Take a break today and let's raise a toast to share a tender moment and celebrate. It's your birthday, dear mum! Wishing you a great year ahead.
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Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that I know.
Kanye West
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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50?! I demand a recount!!
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It's your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey...'It's your 60th birthday!' Hope your year is better than those ears!
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I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it went bad, it never went good. They have 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' they should call it, 'This Ain't Bread.' 'Cause it looks like bread, but it has no other properties of bread. I said, 'You know what? I'll butter it. That'll make it better.' Butter won't go on it. It slides right off. The butter's like, 'Where are you putting me?' Jam and jelly beads up and fall off it. Did they Scotch-guard this at the factory? You know what I'll do? It's okay, I'll toast it. I'll make a sandwich, I'll toast it. It's better when you toast it. It doesn't toast. You can't toast it. I'm out in the garage with a blow torch. It's absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile.
John Pinette
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A toast to the future. A toast to the past. A toast to all of you wherever you are far & near. I wish you the best.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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All I want for my birthday is another birthday.
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The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.
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Happy Birthday to the MOST WONDERFUL, AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL, OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY, COURAGEOUS and GREAT FRIEND you are... Have an awesome Birthday
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Heres a toast to the future, A toast to the past, And a toast to our friends, far and near. May the future be pleasant; The past a bright dream; May our friends remain faithful and dear.
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
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The best birthdays of all are those that havent arrived yet.
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