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Funny Salad Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Salad" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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The metaphor of the melting pot is unfortunate and misleading. A more accurate analogy would be a salad bowl, for, though the salad is an entity, the lettuce can still be distinguished from the chicory, the tomatoes from the cabbage.
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This salad would taste a lot better if it were a cupcake...
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Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
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We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the vegetables - the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers - to maintain their identity. You appreciate differences.
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Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
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I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.
Roberto Burle Marx
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Nothing says CALL ME LATER like puking up your ceasar salad on him.
Jenna Marbles
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thats that salad dressin, I'm on my thousandth island.
Tity Boi
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.
George M Humphrey
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Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
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Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see, Oil, vinegar, sugar and saltiness agree
Oliver Goldsmith
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Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.
Janet Street-Porter
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Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
Helen Rowland
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