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Funny Self Descriptions Mommy Quotes & Sayings
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New no limit, mommy no gimmicks, Maybach Benz, mommy jump in it.
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy.
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You know more of a road by having traveled it than by all the conjectures and descriptions in the world.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Inflated descriptions by the pen or exaggerated illustrations by the pencil.
Grace Darling
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Descriptions of my work depress me. They make me feel pinned down.
Thom Mayne
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I have read descriptions of Paradise that would make any sensible person stop wanting to go there.
Charles De Secondat
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If I showed you scripts from my first few movies, the descriptions of my characters all said 'the ugly girl'.
Winona Ryder
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My mommy is my better half, she's always there when I need her.
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I cant do whatever I want. Mommy has to say its okay.
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Each of us have things and thoughts and descriptions of an amazing universe in our possession that kings in the 17th Century would have gone to war to possess.
Kary Mullis
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I attribute the little I know to my not having been ashamed to ask for information, and to my rule of conversing with all descriptions of men on those topics that form their own peculiar professions and pursuits.
John Locke
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The grandmother, the mother, the worker, the student, the intellectual, the professional, the unemployed, everybody identified with the songs because they were descriptions of life in the city.
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So respect me, I'm his mommy. Why would you speak to me that way?
Mama Jones
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Giving up is not an option when you have someone calling you mommy...
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Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
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My mommy always taught me to never ask a woman's age.
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Each new challenge makes me stronger to being the best mommy I can be!
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