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Funny Sewing Sewing Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Sewing Sewing" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Gus: I'll cut it with the scissors! Jaq: And I can do the sewing. Perla: Leave the sewing to the women. You go get some trimmin'.
Cinderella
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I preferred sewing to bossing little children.
Mother Jones
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I have a very old sewing machine, and if I spot something I like in a magazine, I want to see if I can make it.
Kristen Bell
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We all gonna reap what we all are sewing. There is no death, just constant growing
Krs One
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It used to be twelve people crowded around a sewing table; now it's ten.
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My mother was kept very busy with her sewing; sometimes she would have another woman helping her.
James Weldon Johnson
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One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb.
Marcel Pagnol
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I'm always tinkering with something, suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing.
Melissa McCarthy
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The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of s.. propaganda.
Heywood Broun
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Theres one little room in my house which is filled with all my clutter and bits and pieces. My sewing machine is up there, and all my knitting stuff. Its a place where I can go to relax and unwind. I dont get to spend a lot of time up there, but at least I know its there.
Julia Roberts
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You sweat out the free agent thing in November then you make the trades in December. Then you struggle to sign the guys left in January and in February I get down to sewing all the new numbers on the uniforms.
Whitey Herzog
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All the asylum clothing is made by the patients, but sewing does not employ one's mind. After several months' confinement the thoughts of the busy world grow faint, and all the poor prisoners can do is to sit and ponder over their hopeless fate.
Nellie Bly
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The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of s.. propaganda.
Heywood C Broun
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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