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Funny Statuses About Ex Boyfriends Quotes & Sayings
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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My family is crazy. Ive got a soap-opera family; Ive got two half-sisters, but I consider them my sister. I also have a step brother I grew up with from when I was 5 to 12, and I miss that kid so much. We talk randomly, but Im trying to get him to move to Nashville. As far as boyfriends go, of course Ive had boyfriends - if I hadnt, there wouldnt be songs like Decoy or Misery Business. Ive dated a couple of guys that I knew I didnt like, just to forget about one certain guy and Ive totally played stupid games before.
Hayley Williams
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Seems like my statuses are always getting me in trouble with someone these days.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I love my sister, but her Facebook statuses are unbearable, shut up.
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Reading illiterate people's poorly written Facebook statuses will always be a highlight of my day.
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If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.
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I've never dated, I've always just had boyfriends.
Famke Janssen
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This is the time to pull together as a Nation, as different people from all over the States with different perspectives and different social statuses and different income brackets, to unify into one and help those on the ground who need our help the most.
Jack Kingston
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At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.
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I hate being single with ALL my friends having boyfriends.
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I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
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Being cool with your boyfriends mom and her actually liking you is love.
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In all seriousness I actually think I'm gonna be forever alone, all my friends have boyfriends and whatever then there's me.
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I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.
Taylor Dayne
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Shout out to the girls that are amazing girlfriends to their boyfriends.
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You hate drama, yet you post drama-starting statuses everyday. That makes sense...
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Happy sweetest day to the good boyfriends. You're well appreciated!
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I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
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What's that? your boyfriends' not aloud to talk to other girls? Not as if anything was going on, control freak.
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