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Funny Tanning Quotes & Sayings
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Just curious what sort of bottle your flawless beach tan came out of.
Unknown
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I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.
Kelly Ripa
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These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.
Jersey Shore
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My five-year-old daughter could do that and she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. -Bren MacGuff
Juno (The Movie)
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My condolences to a white person on once again experiencing sticker shock from buying suntan lotion.
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I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.
Pauly D
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I don't use sunscreen because my lifestyle makes it far more likely my liver, lungs, or heart will deteriorate before my skin.
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Sorry your jack-o-lantern isn't nearly as scary or orange as Mitt Romney speaking to Latinos.
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I don't use sunscreen because my lifestyle makes it far more likely my liver, lungs, or heart will deteriorate before my skin.
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Surfing is not my strong point. And... I don't really have a tan. I go to the tanning place, the one that sprays you with color.
Lori Loughlin
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I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.
Jersey Shore
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Can't wait to have warm summer nights, hot summer days, feet in the sand, tanning, parties, fun, new memories, new people.
Unknown
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I enjoy leaves changing color in fall as much as Mitt Romney enjoys changing color when speaking to Latinos.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more s..y when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself.
Nicole Polizzi
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I'll put the time into getting a real tan when you put the time into giving me a real orgasm.
Unknown
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I'll put the time into getting a real tan when you put the time into giving me a real orgasm.
Unknown
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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