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Funny To Chef Quotes & Sayings
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I was hired as a sous-chef at a restaurant on the Upper East Side. The chef liked to drink, some mornings we would find him sleeping. Two weeks after its opening, I became the chef. I was 20 years old, and way over my head. I had to hire the cooks and do the menus.
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If you spent one day in a cooking school, you would most definitely see that I do not chop an onion correctly,but I get my jobs done fast. I'm not a chef. I don't cook like a chef.
Rachael Ray
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I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig.
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I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
Andy Rooney
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I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I am a chef who happens to appear on the telly, that's it.
Gordon Ramsay
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I was lucky enough to marry a wonderful chef.
Mehmet Oz
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First of all, I can't really claim to be a great chef.
Martin Yan
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I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth
Superbad
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I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth
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I'm not a TV guy. I'm a restaurant chef and a businessman.
Emeril Lagasse
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I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life.
Geoffrey Rush
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Get to know the Chef and you will start to enjoy dining out even more.
John Walters
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A great chef is an artist that I truly respect.
Robert Stack
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Gordon Ramsay makes me laugh because he knows that I'm not a chef.
Nigella Lawson
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Maybe one of the only things I do well: I cook like a maniac! I would be a chef if I weren't an actor.
Ian Somerhalder
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Maybe one of the only things I do well: I cook like a maniac! I would be a chef if I weren't an actor.
Ian Somerhold
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I wanted to learn everything I could about what it takes to be a great chef. It was a turning point for me.
Thomas Keller
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Still hungry as ever, somebody show me a chef, Appetite for the money, so stick a fork in the rest.
Chamillionaire
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