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Funny Turning 50tude Quotes & Sayings
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Turning a hoe into a housewife is like turning water into wine. Leave that to Jesus.
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In closing, let me just thank God, on the floor of the House, for not turning away from us even though we seem to be turning away from Him.
Zach Wamp
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At times, creating opportunity requires turning negatives into positives, turning failure into feedback.
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And you see many people just turning away from these channels of mass media, and they're just turning in to alternative providers, because they just see what's happening.
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A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline.
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We're like two little young old women who have been through a lot. We're turning 24 on Sunday, and I said to Ash, "Can you believe we're turning 48?" We've been working since we were nine months old. That's the way we feel.
Mary-Kate Olsen
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
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The devil would have Christ prove Himself to be God, by turning stones into bread; but the Holy Ghost shows His Godhead by turning stones into flesh.
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The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.
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For an actor, you're rejected eight or ten times a day. All you've got to sell is yourself. You're not selling products, they're not turning down a car, they're turning you down. Most people can't handle that. Most people are essentially not set up that way.
Barry Corbin
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I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back.
Lindsay Lohan
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Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Those turning against religion because of fanatics and morons are no better than those turning to religion due to tragedy.
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You are not turning 60. You are just turning 20 for the third time. Happy Birthday!
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I don't want to have to say, Honey, you know, could you turn off the sports channel because I'm not a big sports fan, and I don't love the television being on just for the sake of turning on. I'd like turning on for some thing specific.
Lynn Redgrave
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So I won't let you close enough to hurt me. No, I won't ask you, you to just desert me. I cant give you, what you think you gave me. It's time to say goodbye to turning tables. To turning tables.
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From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a dime and how you can have an extremely funny and extremely poignant moment with absolutely no separation in between... and sometimes in the same moment.
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When I feel sad I am turning to you for support. When I feel happy I am turning to you for sharing you are my partner and guide. And this day has give you to me Happy Anniversary My dear!
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