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Funny Valentines Day Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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