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Funny Valentines Day Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate pe..s wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.
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Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.
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14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I'm forever alone.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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