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Funny Waking Up Jok Quotes & Sayings
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You can't breathe until you choke. You gotta laugh when you're the jok.e There's nothing like a funeral. To make you feel alive.
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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Hope is the dream of the waking man.
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I mean, who wants to live waking up... at least I don't want to live waking up everyday about revenge.
Mitchell Baker
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning...
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Waking up to the power of the free mind is the same as waking up to all that you are intended to be.
Senora Roy
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Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.
Johnny Depp
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better . . . while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen
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Waking up is hard I read this as 'waking up hard.'
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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If the dream is a translation of waking life, waking life is also a translation of the dream.
Rene Magritte
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I'm waking up without you by my side, I'm better off...
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We are near waking when we dream we are dreaming.
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Thank you God for waking me up, I sure know you didn't have to but you did.
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Waking up and knowing I was on your mind is all I really want.
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Give me love like her, 'Cause lately I've been waking up alone.
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