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Funny Your Screwed Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.
Chuck Palahniuk
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I don't know what makes you so screwed up, but whatever it is, it works.
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That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed.
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Grandmom, thanks for giving me the least screwed-up 25% of my DNA...
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It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
Corey Feldman
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.
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Like a virgin, studying for the very first time...Wait, aren't you my homework from last week? I've screwed you over before!
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Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'
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I pop another trunk, and show the world I'm screwed up. This say different color chain, will make you put your jewels up. Say bi... you better chill, cause I'll beat your dude up. Put him on the sideline, and have his face bruised up all screwed up.
Trae Tha Truth
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A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if youre going to get screwed.
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Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.
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The ones who have never screwed over anyone, are usually the ones getting screwed over.
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We drop the top down, and chunk the deuce up. These 84's'll make a hater, put his sho.. up. Yeah you ain't shit, if you ain't never been screwed up. Yeah you ain't shit, if you ain't never been screwed up.
Trae Tha Truth
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Well, you ain't been screwed yet, Bret, because you ain't been screwed by Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Always getting screwed over...Something I should be used to by now.
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I'm tired of being nice and getting screwed over.
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I dont think I'll ever be happy without getting screwed over.
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I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.
Tim Roth
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You shouldn't compare yourself to others they are more screwed up than you think.
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