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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didnt know what to do! Id knock on peoples doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."
Rita Rudner
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This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
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You know why I love November 1st? 50% off Halloween candy!
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Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = s.. . Birthday = All Of The Above.
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A new study shows that kids who eat a lot of candy are more likely to be arrested for violent behavior as adults, said that weird old lady who gives out apples on Halloween.
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Making movies is eating candy. It's a very expensive candy, so you value when you can do it. So when you can do it twice at once, it's like, you know, a kid in a candy store!
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This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
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I don't consider myself a great singer--but I have a connection with the audience. There's the artist, and then a void and the audience; but I like to be part of the audience. I'd like to be them, and I'd like them to be me for an hour and a half. I get criticized for being the antichrist, causing kids to commit suicide, but that's total bullsh-t. My intentions are not that. Every year they have Halloween, and all I do is take Halloween night out on the road every night. It's like a Halloween party every night. If that was the case on Halloween night, the police cells would be full--everyone would have turned Satanic for the night!.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you.
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I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy store, bought a dollar's worth of candy, set up my booth, and sold candy for five cents apiece. Ate half my inventory, made $2.50, gave my dad back his dollar.
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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition.
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Want to scare every guy you know this Halloween? Dress as a replacement ref.
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Like at Halloween: I knew I'd arrived when I saw people dressing up on Halloween as my character.
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I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes.
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Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.
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Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there.
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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
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You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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I've put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career...
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