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Halloween Facebook Stutas Quotes & Sayings
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For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.
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You think Halloween comes only once a year? wrong. Walk into Walmart at 3 in the morning. That's some scary sketchy shit.
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Halloween is getting stupid, hardly anyone dresses up as something scary & all the ladies go out looking like sluts. I guess it's the only night of the year they can do this without having their motives questioned.
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I hate Halloween. Every year I get kids knocking my door dressed like skeletons asking me for food. I'm glad I don't live in Ethiopia.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not.
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Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
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I don't consider myself a great singer--but I have a connection with the audience. There's the artist, and then a void and the audience; but I like to be part of the audience. I'd like to be them, and I'd like them to be me for an hour and a half. I get criticized for being the antichrist, causing kids to commit suicide, but that's total bullsh-t. My intentions are not that. Every year they have Halloween, and all I do is take Halloween night out on the road every night. It's like a Halloween party every night. If that was the case on Halloween night, the police cells would be full--everyone would have turned Satanic for the night!.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Like at Halloween: I knew I'd arrived when I saw people dressing up on Halloween as my character.
Jane Badler
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Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.
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Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there.
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I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes.
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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition.
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Want to scare every guy you know this Halloween? Dress as a replacement ref.
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You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.
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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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