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Headache Cold Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets...
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A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn't spread well.
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It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.
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Men are troublesome. They complain about trifles a woman wouldn't notice. The office boys...complain that the temperature of the building is too hot or too cold...If they have a slight headache, they stay at home.
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It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.
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Too cold to think.
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She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, cold, I dare not touch her my hand just froze.
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Im single, I don't have to use the headache excuse anymore.
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
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You cold, cold heart!
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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If you are cold - youll warm somehow, if you are hungry - youll eat something, but if you feel cold in your heart and your soul - then it is terrible.
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
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You can see your breath.
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Funny how someone who CARES so much, will be the first to give you the cold shoulder.
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It's NEVER too cold for ice cream.
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Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?
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Hell freezes over.
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Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!
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Canadians put on sweaters.
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