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Headache Cold Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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It used to be said that when the U.S. sneezed, the world caught a cold. The opposite is equally true today.
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Its a cold world and am hot headed so I dont need a head warmer.
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He's computerized, but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I understand the personality of the car.
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The flow cold as a shoulder of a gold digging ho.. when a broke ni... approaches.
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The jealousy and resentment that animate the terrorists also affect many of our former cold war allies.
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It's cold as a tomb, and it's dark in your room. When I sneak to your bed to pour salt in your wounds.
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Few machine guns close, we could squeeze all three. Be a cold day in hell fore they creep on me.
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I would rather have been shot straight-up in cold blood-but to be set up? By people who you trusted? That's bad.
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Take your little belt, go home, have yourself a good Thanksgiving, but here's a little bird for you to enjoy right now!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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