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Headache Cold Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I'd brave taking off my gloves in record cold temperatures to text you something inappropriate.
Unknown
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It's cold down there but it's lonely up here. The world's so cold you gonna need a monocular.
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Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.
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The Divine Being made many loathesome creatures but none so low as a woman with a cold heart.
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You gave me life in the cold cold dark but you ran away in the mornings spark. Made me think that reality is not where I want to be.
Melissa Etheridge
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After questioning, nothing. Its not a crime to have a cold heart and not a single shred of compassion
The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
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The parking lot crusader of truth... who turned his back on his other like a cold-blooded gangsta.
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I want to break your heart.
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If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
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Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
Katt Williams
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They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache.
Cesar Romero
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Today I am thankful for family, friends, and $1 bottles of headache pills.
Unknown
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I didn't want the headache of having a publisher reviewing everything I wrote in advance.
Mark Millar
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Professor Cold Heart: Whats that? Little friendly fuzzies? With things on their tummies? In my kingdom? Disgusting, isnt it?
The Care Bears
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I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold.
Omarion
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I hate getting behind on emails...I have a headache from going through my inbox. Why cant I just be on top of it and reply right away!
Alex Morgan
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I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.
Cary Elwes
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It was cold out there, bitter, biting, cutting, piercing, hyperborean, marmoreal cold, and there were all these Minnesotans running around outdoors, happy as lambs in the spring.
Charles Kuralt
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Well, then, why are you dressed like an usher? Will Truman: Im not. Im Captain Von Trapp. I have seven singing children and my cold heart was recently melted by a young nun.
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We can also cut by heat - heat punch. And we also can cut by cold - extreme cold. When you cut with heat, it makes a mark. With cold, no mark. It depends on the fabric.
Issey Miyake
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