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Heres A Condom I Figure Quotes & Sayings
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Heres to freedom, cheers to art. Heres to having an excellent adventure and may the stopping never start.
Jason Mraz
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Heres to the girls: That keep a smile even though theyre going through hell. That keep their head high, even though theyd rather be elsewhere. That give amazing advice, but cant seem to follow it themselves. That can make anyone laugh, but herself. Heres to her.
Unknown
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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But here's the deal: If I were smart, I could figure out curling. If I were even smarter, I could figure out why people would actually watch other people doing it. I have tried. I can't. I can't even figure out the object of the game. Is it like darts? I just don't get it.
Bob Schieffer
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There is no point trying to figure out who is guilty or not at un-balancing the planet. I think we need to figure out and solve the problems together and not isolate from each other.
Sarah Polley
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You would hardly believe how difficult it is to place a figure alone on a canvas, and to concentrate all the interest on this single and universal figure and still keep it living and real.
Edouard Manet
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I think it's very much a sort of inner feeling that you get when you figure out exactly what that character is thinking. And I think that if you can do that, which is a lot harder than it looks, that's the moment when you really get it. And if you can get that across to the audience, you've done your job. Sometimes you never really know if you've gotten it, and sometimes you never figure it out until you see the final product.
Elisabeth Moss
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Heres some advice. Stay alive. -Haymitch Abernathy
Hunger Games
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
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Heres a few tips on how to treat a woman. 1) Dont avoid her or leave her behind for your friends; take her with you.
Unknown
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Heres to a season filled with warmth, comfort and good cheer.
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Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins Lottery?
Jay Leno
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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But till that morning heres a nothin can harm you. With daddy and mammy standin by.
Ella Fitzgerald
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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