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Heres A Condom I Figure Quotes & Sayings
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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Heres to the girls whose dream date would be lyin' in his arms, cuddling in the bed of a pickup-truck watching the sun set & counting the stars...
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Heres to the girls who prefer guys with class to guys with 'swag.
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Heres to the kids who care more about music, than popularity.
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Heres to the inventor of the snooze button; Nothing like making procrastination your first action of the day!
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.
Mac Miller
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Here's to a new year, new resolutions, new hopes and aspirations. Keep your spirits lifted high and love near by. Wishing you a promising and fulfilling new year.
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Like I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
Big Sean
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So heres to all those summer nights when my feet hit the sand and the waves break my fall and all my friends around me out number the stars
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My problem is that I might go to an event or something and people I have known for years will come up to say hi and I dont recognize them. I know the voice but heres this new face and I have no idea who it is. Im just lucky gravity has taken over so I dont need it.
Betty White
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New Year count down is about to begin. Heres sending my blessing of cheers and joys galore and wishing you a wonderful year.
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a d..k-skin condom, He hollowed out a pe..s and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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bi... please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Safe s.. - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love.
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Our job isn't to figure out why things happen; it's to figure out what to do with the things that happen. God has a plan for everything!
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May this New Year bring to you surprises which are pleasant, friends who are decent and life which is complacent. Heres wishing you a Happy New Year.
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Heres a piece of advice let go when youre hurting too much, give up when love isnt enough, and move on when things arent like before. Surely there is someone out there who will love you more.
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If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.
Kesha
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One of the problems with s.. education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit.
James Dobson
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