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Heres A Condom I Figure Quotes & Sayings
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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The more you stay in this kind of job, the more you realize that a public figure, a major public figure, is a lonely man.
Richard M Nixon
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Educate yourself. Understand what you're dealing with. Then figure out how to fight it. Then figure out how to raise money for that fight. It'll help you cope. It'll help your child.
Boomer Esiason
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I always write with music. It takes me a while to figure out the right piece of music for what I'm working on. Once I figure it out, that's the only thing I'll play.
Kate DiCamillo
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And heres Mickey Rourke with his date, and I know I cant pronounce your nameAre you guys engaged? So not quite an engagement, butdating.
Billy Bush
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
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I would have to work on the song and figure out how they wanted the song done, because they're such high-intensity songs. We figure that out first, then I go back and listen to it and go over and rehearse stuff with it and try to get a feel for the words.
Tom Araya
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Male figure skating is different than female figure skating; we're not America's sweetheart.
Scott Hamilton
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I have gone through ups and down, and its human nature for someone to judge and say, Heres what you need to do. But the most truly useful thing to do is to shut up and listen and tell the person that youre there for them unequivocally.
Kate Walsh
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
Unknown
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
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So you have to force yourself out of a comfort zone and really try to figure out what are the key ingredients, the key skill sets, the key perspectives that are necessary, and then figure out a way to attract the very best people to fill those particular roles.
Steve Case
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If we only said safe s.., use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
Thabo Mbeki
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