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Hes The Egg Man Quotes & Sayings
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
C S Lewis
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You could teach with this film, ¦ Because you know what? That neighborhood drug dealer? Hes not going to come up to your kid cursing him out being mean to him. Hes not going to come up to your kid with the gun out (saying) Take my drugs. Hes going to come up like, Hey how you doing? Hes going to kill you with kindness.
LL Cool J
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If he fights for you, hes the man who wishes to spend his whole life on you. If hes like 'eh' then he obviously doesnt deserve you.
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Im relatively sardonic, but Im certainly not the playboy that he is. Hes a quantity man. Hes after as many crazy adventures and one-night stands that he can get, and Im a bit more regular.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Hes grown on me a lot more now that he has a kid with my sister and hes had to mature a lot more. A lot of people dont like him because hes into himself and wears suits, but hes a good guy. And Ive seen him grow up a lot.
Rob Kardashian
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Hes in you and he wants out! Hes in us like a river. Hes not in us like a lake.
Bill Johnson
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Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he knows what hes talking about. Wax on, wax off. Italian style. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
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Hes jealous because shes moved on. Hes insecure because she finally seems happy. Hes regretful because he realized he wasted his time thinking up things thatd never happen instead of telling her how much shes worth to him.
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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler
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Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. Hes failed at every venture hes ever undertaken. And every mess hes created has been cleaned up for himarrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomTWICE! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice. God help us all.
Jules Carlysle
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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A win doesnt mean much. Hes got to go. Hes got to go in fo. Just to win the fight would not be good enough for me at this time. He has to go. I really dont care when; hes just got to go. The way I see it, Bernard Hopkins is not as good as me. Oscar De La Hoya is not as good as me. Fernando Vargas? Not as good as me. None of those guys can be my equal, and they stopped him .
Roy Jones Jr
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I'm a genius, take notes, I'll split your egg to the egg yolk. I'll be dead before I be dead broke. Still burn money, my bread toast.
Lil Wayne
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You know how fighting fish do it? They blow bubbles and in each one of those bubbles is an egg and they float the egg up to the surface. They keep this whole heavy nest of eggs floating, and they're constantly repairing it. It's as if they live in both elements.
Audre Lorde
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I love him. Hes been in my life a very long time. Hes my friend.
Selena Gomez
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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
Dave Barry
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You love me, too. Not the same way, I know. But hes not your whole life, either. Not anymore. Maybe he was once, but he left. And now hes just going to have to deal with the consequence of that choice, me.
Jacob Black
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