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Humorous As Buy Quotes & Sayings
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Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn't have any money and he was not famous. But despite that, the show is humorous.
George Thorogood
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Money can buy you medicine but it can't buy you good health. Money can buy you a house but it can't buy you a happy home. Money can buy you a date for the night but it can't buy you true love.
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We buy our way out of jail but we can't buy freedom. We buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need them. Things we buy to cover up what's inside.
Kanye West
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Buy, buy, buy, buy! They want to grab you and trap you and turn you into little Elizabeth Hurleys.
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Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
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Go to the grocery store and buy better things. Buy quality, buy organic, buy natural, go to the farmers market. Immediately that's going to increase the quality of the food you make.
Michael Symon
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We buy our way out of jail but we can't buy freedom, We buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need them, Things we buy to cover up what's inside.
Kanye West
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We buy our way out of jail but we can't buy freedom, We buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need them, Things we buy to cover up what's inside.
Kanye West
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With money you can buy a house, but not a home With money you can buy a clock, but not time With money you can buy a book, but not knowledge With money you can buy blood, but not life With money you can buy s.., but not love. So what can you buy with money???
Prem Rawat
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Money can buy a house, but not a home. It can buy a bed, but not sleep. It can buy a clock, but not time. It can buy a book, but not knowledge. Money can earn a position, but not respect. It can buy blood, but not health, so you see, money is not everything in life.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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I do a lot of curiosity buying; I buy it if I like the album cover, I buy it if I like the name of the band, anything that sparks my imagination. I still like to go to record stores, I like to just wander around and I'll buy whatever catches my attention.
Bruce Springsteen
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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I get up in the morning, do my e-mail, I check my e-mails all day. I'll go online and I'll buy my books at Amazon.com, but I don't want to buy all of them because I want to go to Duttons and I want to buy books from another human being.
Joseph Bologna
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They say money cant buy me love and that's true, But money can buy me drugs so I'm cool, 10 dollars can buy the clipse slugs for these tools, that'll cock, and ready to let loose on these fools.
Paul Wall
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How to become a crazy cat lady: 1. Buy a cat. 2. Buy another cat. 3. Buy another cat. 4. Buy another cat. 5. Buy another cat. 6. Repeat.
Unknown
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For the same reason we don't allow kids to buy po..ography, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy cigarettes, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy alcohol, we shouldn't allow them to go to stores and buy video games.
Rod Blagojevich
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Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, as long as money will last to buy it.
Henry Kravis
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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling; the comic story and the witty story upon the matter.
Mark Twain
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