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Humorous Children Bill Co Quotes & Sayings
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Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn't have any money and he was not famous. But despite that, the show is humorous.
George Thorogood
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We don't care really about children as a society and television reflects that indifference to children as human beings.
Bill Moyers
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That don't even matter though trying to pay the light bill, light bill, phone bill plus my granny nerve bills, feel like I should be taking them imagine how my nerves feel, I want a new bently my aunty need a kidney, and if I let her pass her children never will forgive me.
Young Jeezy
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be a real issue, it might not, doesn't matter to me. What matters is that if you believe in the sanctity of life then you believe it for life of all ages. That's what I hate about this child-worship syndrome going on. Save the children! They're killing children! How many children were at Waco? They're killing children! What does that mean? They reach a certain age and they're off your fu..ing love-list? fu.. your children, if that's the way you think then fu.. you too. You either love all people of all ages or you shut the fu.. up.
Bill Hicks
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We don't care really about children as a society and television reflects that indifference to children as human beings.
Bill Moyers
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Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
Bill Cosby
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In Georgia where children work day and night in the cotton mills they have just passed a bill to protect song birds. What about the little children from whom all song is gone?
Mary Harris Jones
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For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.
Unknown
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Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating s.. lives of our friends with children.
Unknown
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Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
Bill Cosby
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
Bill Cosby
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Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
Bill Cosby
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Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for s...
Bill Maher
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My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children carry.
Bill Bryson
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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling; the comic story and the witty story upon the matter.
Mark Twain
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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It's time we permanently repeal the tax on possessions that people leave to their children.
Bill Nelson
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NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material. Almost one out of five said people should not be allowed to voice unpopular opinions..This is the first generation after September 11th, who discovered news during a 'watch what you say' administration...George W. Bush once asked, 'is our children learning.' No, they isn't. A better question would be, 'is our teacher's teaching?'
Bill Maher
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