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I Cant Cook I Use A Smoke Alarm As A Timer318134 Quotes & Sayings
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I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
Carol Siskind
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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Bob Monkhouse
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
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No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
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As Secretary of Housing, I do have to express alarm, signal the alarm if you will, that the potential for homelessness to grow is there.
Henry Cisneros
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If you didn't know that I am an actress, I don't think you could tell from my lifestyle. I cook and cook and cook. I like to be with my daughter. She's 16, so of course I bore her.
Karen Black
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I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either. We would starve if it weren't for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals.
Mark Mothersbaugh
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Oh no, I don't know, baby, might take all night. Better maybe break out that old rock and roll. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke. Gonna drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke.
Eric Church
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Oh no, I don't know, baby, might take all night. Better maybe break out that old rock and roll. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke. Gonna drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke.
Eric Church
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Oh no, I don't know, baby, might take all night. Better maybe break out that old rock and roll. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke. Gonna drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke.
Eric Church
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Oh no, I don't know, baby, might take all night. Better maybe break out that old rock and roll. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke. Gonna drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke.
Eric Church
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Oh no, I don't know, baby, might take all night. Better maybe break out that old rock and roll. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke. Gonna drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke.
Eric Church
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Out of all the safe roads promised, We return to the one with no self control. It's a fuel to the fire that should never burn While everything around us is so dry. Oh up in smoke we go. Oh up in smoke we go. Oh up in smoke.
Jonny Craig
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Doctors smoke it. Nurses smoke it. Judges smoke it. Even the lawyers too...
Peter Tosh
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This budget is like an Enron budget -- smoke the numbers, cook the books, hide the truth and hope no one finds out.
Senator John Kerry
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I dont like to cook. If Im in the mood, I can cook, but I dont want you count on me to cook for you every day, because its not going to happen.
Stacey Dash
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I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my benign weed. That's all I take, that's all I do. But I do smoke, and I've got some really good hash.
Keith Richards
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Smoke that dro, we gon smoke til we can't no more. Smoke that weed good, we do the damn thing every weekend, weekend.
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This budget is like an Enron budget -- smoke the numbers, cook the books, hide the truth and hope no one finds out.
Senator John Kerry
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That's what I do... Some people smoke weed, some people smoke cigarettes, some people snort coke... I pop pills, I smoke and I drink syrup, that's my twist.
Beanie Sigel
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