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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
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To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
Rick Sutter
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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
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Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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"Top" management is supposed to be a tree full of owls-hooting when management heads into the wrong part of the forest. I'm still unpersuaded they even know where the forest is.
Robert Townsend
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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In school they call it Bullying but at work they call it Upper Level Management.
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It's like there was the Union, and then there's the Union Management. In some of the strikes that I covered when I saw the strike starting to break, wasn't necessarily when Management was giving in, more so than when the strikers were at odds with the Union Management.
Richard Grimes
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work.
Agha Hasan Abedi
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Security is always going to be a cat and mouse game because there'll be people out there that are hunting for the zero day award, you have people that don't have configuration management, don't have vulnerability management, don't have patch management.
Kevin Mitnick
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
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The budget evolved from a management tool into an obstacle to management.
Charles Edwards
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Eliminate numerical quotas, including Management by Objectives.
W Edwards Deming
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