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If Im Dead Someone Must Keep Updating My Status Quotes & Sayings
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.
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No more waking up at noon, updating FC for an hour, and spending the rest of the day cashing FC checks and watching po..? It was a hard decision, but, like, I'm a man now.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip.
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Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.
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My web site is so fresh. The paint is still wet, but stay tuned, because I have lots of personal things, specifically about what is happening day-to-day, that I will keep updating daily.
David Hasselhoff
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Education technology and school construction go together. Modernization, updating education facilities, and making a capital investment in education are all included.
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip and Germans, no less than other peoples, prepare for the last war.
Barbara W Tuchman
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Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable.
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Spooning For girls: A nice, warm and cozy cuddle. For guys: A dead arm, a face full of hair and a awkward boner that you can't do anything about.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Blonde and Brunette r walking on the road.brunette says Look, a dead bird. Blonde looks up in the sky, WHERE, WHERE?
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I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?
Ozzy Osbourne
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There is one major problem with anti-virus software: It needs updating. Users cannot be relied upon to have even the anti-virus software in the first place, let alone be able or willing to pay for the updates.
Glenn Turner
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Life is much like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems so busy in 'Updating' their own.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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