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If You Cant Afford Zoo Quotes & Sayings
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If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-Mart...its essentially the same experience.
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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'
Jerry Lewis
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A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street anymore without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo; and zoo animals have been known to die from stares.
Igor Stravinsky
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If you can barely afford the pregnancy test, then you definitely can't afford being positive.
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All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.
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And thus it was that I started to wonder why Robert Burns is so important to us. We have other poets, and other writers, and other heroes, yet we do not afford them the veneration that we afford to Robert Burns.
Len G Murray
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If we do nothing, as the Republicans suggest, we're going to see health care costs reach a point where small businesses can't afford it and families can't afford it. We're going to see people turned down from pre-existing conditions. We're going to find the Medicare doughnut hole - a gap in coverage that's going to hurt a lot of seniors.
Dick Durbin
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Were goin to the motherfu..in zoo!
Joel Zimmerman
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Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Peter De Vries
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Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo.
Paul Simon
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It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous.
Kevin Bacon
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Marlon was more of a formal zoo director type.
Jim Fowler
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Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
Desmond Morris
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The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
Desmond Morris
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Zoo animals are ambassadors for their cousins in the wild.
Jack Hanna
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I love acting, but it's much more fun taking the kids to the zoo.
Nicole Kidman
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Evan Esar
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If you're hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You'll get the same kind of feeling and you won't have to pay.
Robert J Dole
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I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.
Todd Barry
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