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Is Your Egg Bag Easy Quotes & Sayings
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It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
C S Lewis
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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I'm a genius, take notes, I'll split your egg to the egg yolk. I'll be dead before I be dead broke. Still burn money, my bread toast.
Lil Wayne
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You know how fighting fish do it? They blow bubbles and in each one of those bubbles is an egg and they float the egg up to the surface. They keep this whole heavy nest of eggs floating, and they're constantly repairing it. It's as if they live in both elements.
Audre Lorde
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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
Dave Barry
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When you start with a portrait and search for a pure form, a clear volume, through successive eliminations, you arrive inevitably at the egg. Likewise, starting with the egg and following the same process in reverse, one finishes with the portrait.
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It's so easy for me to fall back into depression. I think it comes with having money. I don't have to work. I could be sitting bored and depressed at home with a bag on my head.
Kelly Osbourne
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What in the world is in that bag whatchoo got in that. BAG?
Kal Penn
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A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and it's half empty.
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Quarter mil in that Louis bag, shorty wanna do me bad. Get a bi... her do, he pull up in sixes boo. Double up on that hefty bag, I'm the best d..k she had.
Max B
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A thug, a thrill, you as mean as the eyes. I wanna feel you, them big a.. thighs. Your Prada dress or your Gucci bag with the Polo jeans over doobi-bag.
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I don't think women need another black bag. Everybody has a black bag already, so I thought this season needs color.
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I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin the bag and tuck it under the loaf of bread.
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half of million in the bag, if this is they would say I'm in my bag. Caught a milli with the paper tag. I keep the non milli plan
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At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball, lost the bag.
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Cuz I'm shitting, hold your nose, Get a Louis bag for what? bi... I been had swag, I got 50 thou' cash in a brown Kroger bag.
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