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Italian Mom Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Italian Mom Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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We were raised in an Italian-American household, although we didn't speak Italian in the house. We were very proud of being Italian, and had Italian music, ate Italian food.
Francis Ford Coppola
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen the fire of the Italian temperament. It can be explosive sometimes in ways that are both funny and tragic.
Dominic Chianese
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I have played an Italian woman before but for that I had to speak in Italian, This was the first time I had to play an Italian in English. So that was a big challenge for me but it's good I had a lot of months for preparation and a great dialect coach.
Penelope Cruz
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.
Larisa Oleynik
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I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
Roseanne Barr
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They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D
Jersey Shore
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The passion of the Italian or the Italian-American population is endless for food and lore and everything about it.
Mario Batali
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There are lots of wonderful old Italian actors. You don't need to take an Egyptian to play an Italian actor.
Omar Sharif
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I have no Italian in me. I'm Cuban, Greek, Romanian and Sephardic Jew, so I couldn't get further from Italian. But I guess I've been adopted into that family, too.
Jamie Lynn Sigler
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Our last jam session was this past Christmas. Dad played his harmonica, mom sang in English and Italian, and I played guitar. I'm so happy that we could share that musical experience for one last time.
Tony Visconti
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I had the luck that my parents educated me in three languages. With my mother I spoke Dutch, with my father Italian, and in the school I learned German. But my host language is Italian.
Michelle Hunziker
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.
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And just when we were at the end of our design process there was the news that the Italian government and the U.S. government had signed an agreement to fly the first Italian astronaut on that flight.
Umberto Guidoni
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Let's celebrate an Italian man who spread even more STDs than the cast of Jersey Shore.
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In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.
Sugar Ray Leonard
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Let's commemorate our departed WWII veterans by eating German frankfurters and Italian sausages.
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