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Jack Benny 2 Quotes & Sayings
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I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.
Phil Hartman
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Modesty is my best quality.
Jack Benny
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It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Jack Benny
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If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
Jack Benny
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I have often been told that I have many of the same mannerisms as Jack Benny and certainly Bob cu.mings.
Dwayne Hickman
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My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing.
Don Knotts
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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Jack Benny
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.
Bob Newhart
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Gags die, humor doesn't
Jack Benny
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Gags die, humor doesn't
Jack Benny
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Bob Hope
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
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Gags die, humor doesn't.
Jack Benny
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Jack Benny
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No, that's not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday's. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?
Benny Green
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Modesty is my best quality
Jack Benny
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I consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I'm about 39, like Jack Benny.
Joan Collins
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