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Jerk Off Before You Go To Your Girlfriends House Quotes & Sayings
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Stacy: God, you're an idiot! House: I like to think of myself as more of a jerk.
House MD
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Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.
Dr Gregory House
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The reality is irrelevant. [House looks into the clinic and sees Cecelia sitting there.] I'll prove it. People who know me see me as an ass, treat me as an ass. People who don't know me see a cripple, treat me as a cripple. What kind of selfish jerk wouldn't take advantage of that fact?
Dr Gregory House
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All girlfriends want their boyfriends to call them beautiful everyday.
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The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.
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Girlfriends have a come hither look. Wives have a hitherto look.
Max Pallenberg
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Those annoying girls who always try to flirt with guys who have girlfriends. Go away!
Unknown
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The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.
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Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.
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Try to keep as many of your girlfriends as possible even when you have a boyfriend... you just may need them to lean on later
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I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week.
Andrea Jung
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Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but feel guilty when they go to another barber.
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I think I'm very appreciative of the opportunities I've had. For me, why would I ever throw that away by being a jerk? I'm focused, and I want to have a long, successful career. You learn from the people who make mistakes. Why would I want to risk that by being a jerk or partying all night?
Amanda Bynes
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As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to get dinner at least once a week with my girlfriends, or have a sleepover. Otherwise my life is just work.
Jennifer Lawrence
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So if I'm not clubbing, don't think I'm on some jerk shit and California on that Jerk shit but I'd just rather 2-step, like my first steps. Jill Scott on my iPod, as my head rests...yes
Kendrick Lamar
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Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.
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Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.
David Lee Roth
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Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.
David Lee Roth
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I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw a portrait of the person you love.
Nick Carter
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