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Job Interview Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Job Interview Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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At least for me personally, I've always tried to do a really good job every day, with each interview, and treat each interview seriously, and make the person I'm speaking with feel comfortable, hopefully make it an ideal experience.
Katie Couric
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Job interview. 15 mins later...New job for me, dopeness.
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What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.
Jerry Seinfield
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Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
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I did a radio interview for a station in Connecticut or something, and it was the worst interview ever. It was all yes and no answers.
Macaulay Culkin
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If he hadn't done that interview with Bashir, he wouldn't be there now. That was the first time he ever did an interview like that. He was afraid of something like that all along. And it happened.
Joseph Jackson
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Once we get them in the studio, you interview a person the same way you would interview another. You ask them a question. You let them answer. You try to listen closely and then ask a follow-up.
Bob Schieffer
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One of the first things I did was interview the President of the United States. Some people work their whole lives and can't interview someone of that stature.
Maria Menounos
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I do not believe that I have had an interview with anybody in twenty-five years in which the person to whom I was talking was not annoyed during the early part of the interview by my asking stupid questions.
Harry Stack Sullivan
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A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if youre going to get screwed.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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If you walk into the job interview with a chip on your shoulder, you may as well walk right back out. Be professional.
Unknown
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I'll be in late because I'm hungover or have a job interview.
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Here we have a situation where a defendant in a case agrees to an interview with Dan Rather. It happened to be not confidential. But it was an interview with Dan Rather.
Floyd Abrams
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Years and years ago, when everyone knew that Pierce was going to be doing the job, they started selecting new people. I had this bizarre thing when I hadn't done many movies, and of going on for an interview.
Jeremy Northam
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Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper, it's a condition. You know when they say; 'I think I can sleep through and earthquake.' Well, I've actually slept through an earthquake. I also fell asleep through a job interview at Made for America. -Ethan Tremblay
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If it's five o'clock and the children are still alive, I've done my job.
Roseanne
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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I was 11 and always watched TV and cartoons and I would always kind of point at the cartoons and say, 'I want to do that.' And a friend of mine got me an interview with their agent and that was it. I just kind of started pretending for a job. That was it. I pretended for a living.
Breckin Meyer
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When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
Seth MacFarlane
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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