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Just That Elephant He Ate Quotes & Sayings
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For example, after developing a sound similar to an elephant trumpeting, I wrote the song Elephant Talk which gave my elephant sound an appropriate place to live.
Adrian Belew
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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
Mad Magazine
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For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Bugs Bunny
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PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk. Asked how he knew that an elephant was going on a journey, the illustrious Jo. Miller cast a reproachful look upon his tormentor, and answered, absently: When it is ajar, and threw himself from a high promontory into the sea. Thus perished in his pride the most famous humorist of antiquity, leaving to mankind a heritage of woe! No successor worthy of the title has appeared, though Mr. Edward bok, of _The Ladies' Home Journal_, is much respected for the purity and sweetness of his personal character.
Ambrose Bierce
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I have a face like the behind of an elephant.
Charles Laughton
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No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.
Hank Ketcham
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They'd love to see me fall but I'm already on my back
Cage The Elephant
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Eddie Izzard
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I once ate a two-pound steak all by myself!
Nick Jonas
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I never ate of the g....s nor feared of the eruptions.
David O Selznick
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Pointless... like giving caviar to an elephant.
William Faulkner
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bi... please, I just ate out Monica Lewinsky.
Mac Miller
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Kubrick ate it up. He loved it. He just let me go crazy.
R Lee Ermey
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I assume you should make room for the elephant. Boom, where I come from is irrelevant.
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I ate my twin in the womb. -Lilly
Pitch Perfect
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I just threw my cookies away, and then ate them out of the trash can.
Candace Bailey
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It's like sitting on the back of an elephant with an iron trying to get out the wrinkles.
Aerosmith
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Protons, neutrons, I ate a rock from the moon.
Talking Heads
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright
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We lived, ate, and breathed pop songs.
Barry Mann
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