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Lazy Dads Quotes & Sayings
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Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.'
Unknown
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Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
Nate
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we dont know which one is my real dad which I think is pretty amazing.
Rachel Berry
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Where is the remote? All the way over there...Guess I'm watching this.
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Lazy rule; Cant reach it. Don't need it.
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No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
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I wish exercising was as easy as eating...
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Sitting in your towel for ages because you're too lazy to get dressed.
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Lazy Rule: If you spill water, It will eventually dry.
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I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
Lech Walesa
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Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
Hussein Nishah
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If laying in my bed for the rest of the day is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your life.
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F-fantastic, A-awesome, T-terrific, H-honorable, E-excellent, R-remarkable This sums up my dad...Happy Fathers Day to all you wonderful dads out there!
Nishan Panwar
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If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me.
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You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'
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America hasn't seen lazy yet, wait until McDonalds start delivering.
Jaylon Hillsman
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My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!'
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Happy Fathers Day to the Uncles, Step Dads, Grandpas and men that are raising someone else's kid. It takes a real man to do that.
Sonya Parker
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